JB Hordes goes crazy, hordes toilet paper

You are JB, a survivor trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a hatchet and a hunting rifle. You live in a small community of survivors who have managed to build a piece of civilization after the bombs fell. You are talking to one of the leaders of the community when you realize that he has been lying to you for years about everything.

"What do you mean I can't leave?" You ask. "I am not a prisoner here."

The leader looks at his watch, then turns to look directly into your eyes.

> "Dude, get the fuck away from me, i know you have the Corona Virus."

He doesn't even try to deny it. He just walks out the door without another word and leaves you behind.

You spend the next few days wandering aimlessly looking for food and water, but nothing comes to you.

> Look for toilet paper to horde

You decide to look for some toilet paper so you can hoard it all. It will be good practice for when you actually need it.

A couple of hours later, you find a bunch of them laying on the ground near where you were standing before.

> awesome. lets hide this toilet paper and find more toilet paper at costco so other people cant have it

You go back to the store and buy as much toilet paper as you can carry. You hide it under some old newspapers in the bathroom, hoping nobody else will come in there.

After a while, you hear someone coming up the stairs.

> "Hey dude, fuck you, this is my toilet paper, you cant have it. Take your corona virus somewhere else"

You walk over to the newspaper and grab the toilet paper. You put it in your pocket and start walking down the stairs.

Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain run through your arm, followed by a burning sensation.

> what the fuck? is this the feeling of the corona virus?

You look down and see a red rash covering your entire arm. You scream in agony as you drop the newspaper. The person who was watching you screams too, but they don't help you. They just run off leaving you alone with your horrible new condition.

> "Now i have the Corona Virus. I guess this is it."

You look around and see no-one, so you call out to them.

"Hello? Anyone there?" You shout.
"Oh yes! Yes! Oh yes!" A voice answers back. "We are the ones who should be helping you!

> You cant have my fucking toilet paper

You yell back,

You scream and cry for help. Someone needs to help you. You can't take this anymore.

> kill the stranger and steal his toilet paper and hand sanitizer

You grab the stranger's bag and open it up. Inside you find a bottle of hand sanitizer and toilet paper. You quickly wrap your arms around yourself and begin crying uncontrollably.

The stranger looks at you with concern, but says nothing.

> die of corona virus

You finally give into your despair and let the corona virus consume you.