JB uses the Overwatch Matchmaking System to recruit a team

You are JB, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon sitting on his throne looking down upon you. He is covered with scales, but they aren't from any dragons you know of. They are more like those of some monstrous beast that has roamed this world for eons.

> Assemble a team of heroes using the horrible Overwatch matchmaking system

You select a hero and then wait for your team to be chosen. The game starts off normally, but as soon as you get into the first battle, it becomes apparent that something isn't right. Your team doesn't seem very skilled or experienced.

> "Wow what a surprise." JB says with mock surprise.

"What?" you ask yourself confused.
"I said wow what a surprise." JB says with mock surprise.
You look around and realize that all of your teammates are gone. You don't even recognize them anymore, they're just names now.

> "These highly unskilled players will do just find against this dragon, using Overwatch's shitty matchmaking rules.. wait a minute, everyone dropped."

"This highly unskilled players will do just find against this dragon, using Overwatch's shitty matchmaking rules."
You start to panic and begin searching for your teammates. You search everywhere, but you can't find them anywhere. Suddenly you hear a voice calling out to you. It sounds familiar...

"Hey I'm here, come on let me join you guys!"
You turn around and see a young girl wearing armor holding an assault rifle. She looks like she could easily take out most of the enemies in one shot.

> "Wow what a surprise, i can't find my teammates. And now a useless widow. great."

"What?" you ask again confused.
"Yeah, i'm sorry about this, but these highly unskilled players will do just find against this dragon, using Overwatch's shitty matchmaking rules."
She nods her head and runs over to you. Her face shows worry when she sees you.

"Oh no! Are you okay? Did they kill your friends?"
"No, but we need to leave now. We should go back home."
"But where are our allies?" she asks.
"They're probably dead too.

> "Let's run in to battle one at a time, instead of together so we die more quickly."

"Okay, but how are we going to fight if we don't have any allies?"
"Well, there's always the mercenaries who live in the area."
"How many?"
"A few dozen."
"So what do we do then? How are we supposed to survive?"

> "Who cares, lets go in blind and just attack things. It's okay."

"It's not okay! These highly unskilled players will do just find against this dragon, using Overwatch's shitty matchmaking rules."

The girl nods her head and runs away. You stand there and watch her disappear into the darkness.

> "Annnnd another Widow drops. Typical."

You die from the horrible Overwatch matchmaking rules.