JB Is Blessed by the Spirit of Ric Flair

You are JB, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon flying above you. He is watching you with his one good eye.

"What do I do?" you ask yourself as the dragon stares down at you. "I need to attack now."

The dragon lets out a roar that shakes the ground beneath your feet.

> JB is possessed by the spirit of Ric Flair from WcW

Ric Flair's spirit appears before you. His face looks like it has been burned off. He stands there looking down at you.

"JB, what are you doing here? What happened to your mind?" he asks in an angry tone.

> "Ric Flair, I need your power to fight this dragon, please, you are my only hope. Wooooo!"

Flair laughs and raises his hand up. A lightning bolt hits you, but luckily you don't feel any pain. The dragon roars again and flies towards Flair who stands his ground with a mighty roar.

> "Wooooo!" Screams JB as he rushes the dragon with his steel long sword.

You charge the dragon with your steel long sword. The dragon roars once more and charges you. You swing your blade and slice through the air, but unfortunately it doesn't kill the dragon. It just knocks you back several meters.

"No! Nooo!"

> Jb Holds his sword up to the sky, "Ric Flair, enchant my sword so I may slay this dragon!"

You hold up your sword and scream out loud.

"Ric Flair, enchant my sword so I may slay this dragon!" you shout.

Suddenly the wind blows and a small blue crystal appears in front of you. You take it and throw it at the dragon.

It strikes the dragon in its side causing it to let out a cry of pain. The dragon turns around and attempts to fly away, but you catch it by the neck and slam it against the ground.

"NO! NO! NO!"

> "WOOOOOOOOOO!" JB Screams as he pummels the dragon with all the might of 10 Ric Flairs.

You continue to pound the dragon until it falls over. You then proceed to kick the dragon repeatedly in the head until it dies. After killing the dragon, you look up at the sky and sigh in relief.

> "Thank you Ric Flair, you are truly a god amungst men."

You thank Ric Flair for saving your life.

"Don't mention it, I'm not going anywhere."

Afterwards you go back home where you tell everyone about how great Ric Flair was. They think it sounds pretty cool too.