JB's Pitchfork of Naked Woman Summoning +1

You are JB, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl walking towards you. She is beautiful, but she has no clothes on. The only thing that makes her more attractive is the pitchfork in your hand.

> "Hello there girl. See this pitchfork? It makes you more attractive."

"Hiya!" She says back.

The girl runs off into the woods. You continue to work for an hour or so before you notice something strange... The girl was never here at all!

> Jb Stares at the pitchfork. "Could this be a magic pitchfork of naked woman summoning?"

"Maybe..." You think as you stare at the pitchfork.

You suddenly feel very cold. Suddenly, you hear a voice behind you. "Hey! What are you doing staring at my fucking pitchfork?!" A man with a long white beard speaks angrily.

> "See here wizard, you can not have this pitchfork of naked woman summoning. It's mine! All mine!"

"Oh really? Well I'm going to make sure you don't get it, because if you do, then I'll show you what happens when one gets possessed by a naked woman!"

The pitchfork disappears from your hands and falls down onto the ground.

Then, you feel a strange feeling. You start sweating profusely and you feel sick. Your body feels like its about to explode from the inside out.

> "Wizard.. what.. are you.. doing to me!"

"I'm just giving you a little taste of what will happen if you ever try to summon a naked woman!" He laughs.

Suddenly, he throws his arms around your neck and starts kissing you passionately. Then, he begins rubbing his cock against yours while continuing to kiss you deeply.

> "Great Thor's Beard!" JB says pushing the gay wizard away and reaching his pitchfork to defend himself.

"What the fuck are you doing?! Stop it right now!" JB shouts.
"Shut up nerd! Now stop being such a pussy and let's go back to our own village where we belong!"

JB walks away while Thor continues to attack him.

> "Listen Thor the Wizard, fix this spell on me and put your cock away, I've had enough!" JB brandishes the Pitchfork of Naked Woman Summoning at the wizard, accidentally summoning 3 naked women in the process.

Thor: "Ah, sorry about that. I didn't mean to hurt anyone."
JB: "No worries about that! Anyway, let's go back home!"

They both run back to their village where they live happily ever after.