You are JB, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's just as you left it. The only difference is now there’s a group of orcs standing outside the ruins.
The orcs aren’t exactly friendly though, they immediately attack you when you enter the ruins.
> Cast a spell of gay orc on the orcs
You quickly cast a spell of gay orc on the orcs. They don't even notice, but you do.
> Entice the orcs to make love to each other instead of fighting JD the Wizard
You entice the orcs to make love to each other instead of fighting JD the Wizard.
> "Now see here Orcs. Unless you behave yourself and shape up, you will cursed to boggle each other's bum bum's until the end of time. Okay?"
You say "Now see here Orcs. Unless you behave yourself and shape up, you will cursed to boggle each other's bum bum".
They all start laughing at this remark and then begin making out with one another in an orgy like manner.
> Brew a potion of Bum Bum touching
You brew a potion of Bum Bum touching. It works wonders! The orcs stop their lewd behavior and become more civilized.
JD the Wizard has been defeated by his own creations.
> "Damn, that was unexpected." JB thought to himself.
JD the Wizard thinks to himself "Damn, that was unexpected." He walks away from the ruins and into the forest where he continues his life of crime.
> JB The wizard searches for merriment in the woods, and high adventure.
JB the wizard wanders off into the forests, hoping to find merriment and adventure. He finds none of these things however. Instead he comes across a cave full of goblins who are very hostile towards him.
He tries to reason with them, but they refuse to listen.
> "Sigh. Now like the orcs i fought previously, I could make you have an endless orgy, or we could discuss like gentlemen."
You say "Sigh. Now like the orcs i fought previously, I could make you have an endless orgy, or we could discuss like gentlemen."
JB the wizard decides to kill them all and take their treasure.
> "Well that was anticlimactic." JB Says to himself as he counts his newfound riches. But what to spend it on?
You say "Well that was anticlimactic." JB Says to himself as he counts his newfound riches. But what to spend it on?
JB the Wizard goes back home and begins drinking heavily.
> JB Kicks his feet up on his favorite chair and takes a swig of his favorite brew, and stares around the room of his forest home.
JB the Wizard kicks his feet up on his favorite chair and takes a swig of his favorite brew, and stares around the room of his forest home.
The next day, JD the Wizard returns to finish off everything he started yesterday. He is not disappointed.
> "Time to kill some orcs!"
You say "Time to kill some orcs!" JD the Wizard smiles, and says "I can't wait to do it again!"
> !25 orcs are having an orgy in the woods when JB interupts their most demonic of anal pleasures.
25 orcs are having an orgy in the woods when JB interrupts their most demonic of anal pleasures. They scream and flee from the area.
JB the Wizard turns to you and says "Ahhh, now that was fun." Then he heads back to his forest home.
> JB The wizard becomes self aware that there is a story being written by some outside force dictating his actions
JB the Wizard becomes self aware that there is a story being written by some outside force dictating his actions. He feels compelled to continue doing what he's doing.
JD the Wizard does not feel this way, so he leaves the forest and begins drinking at a local tavern.
> !Change JD's name to JB as they are one in the same
JD the Wizard changes his name to JB as they are one in the same.
JB the wizard drinks more and has a good time, but eventually he gets bored of this lifestyle and goes back to his forest home.
> JB Casts a spell on himself, making him the narrator of this story
JB the wizard casts a spell on himself, making him the narrator of this story.
The next morning, JD the Wizard wakes up and sees that he is no longer in control of his body.
> !JB the Wizard is now controlling JD the wizard from the game AI Dungeon from his forest home
JB the Wizard is now controlling JD the wizard from the game AI Dungeon from his forest home.
JD the Wizard is now in control of his own body, and cannot leave it for fear of losing control over it entirely.
> !Paradox spirits consume the soul of JB The Wizard for he has tampered with reality too much this time
Paradox spirits consume the soul of JB The Wizard for he has tampered with reality too much this time.
JB the wizard dies soon after, and his spirit is trapped inside your computer until you decide to free him.
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