JB Sprouts Talking Wings

You are JB, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large black dragon flying over the trees. It's wingspan is several times that of your own. The dragon looks down upon you as it flies overhead.

> JB looks at his arms and realizes that he has a wingspan, and therefor wings, so must be part dragon himself

JB: "I'm not a dragon! I don't fly!"
Wings: "Oh no, you're just very good at hiding."
JB: "Well what am I supposed to do? Hide?

> JB, amazed by his new talking wings, attempts to take flight and chase the black dragon

JB: "I can't fly! I'm not a dragon!"
Wings: "No, you're not. A dragon doesn't need wings for flight. They're for their speed and strength."
JB: "What does this mean?

> "Wings, listen to me. You must be attached to me for a reason. Now let's fly." 

Wings: "Yes, yes, yes."
JB: "Let's go!"
Wings: "Okay then."

The two of you fly through the air towards the dragon. He seems to be watching you with interest.

> Land on the dragon's back

You land on the dragon's back. The dragon lets out a roar and begins to rise up into the sky.

JB: "That was fun!"

Wings: "Yeah, we should do it again sometime."

> Pull out the steel longsword and try and stab the dragon

You pull out the sword and swing it around your head. You fail to hit the dragon.

JB: "It's too big! I can't even cut it!"
Wings: "Jeez, maybe if you were smaller or faster?"

> Bash the dragon in the back of the neck with the wooden shield

You bash the dragon in the back of its neck with the wooden shield. The dragon lets out a scream and falls off of you.

JB: "Aw shit! That hurt!"
Wings: "Ha ha, yeah, it did."

> "Fuck, shut up Wings! I'm trying to do work here." JB says and he flies around and slashes at the dragon.

You slash at the dragon, but you aren't fast enough. The dragon catches you and throws you off of him. You fall from the sky and onto some rocks below.

> "Wings, save me!"

You turn around and attempt to get up, but you find yourself unable to move. The dragon grabs you and lifts you into the air.

JB: "I'm sorry..."
Wings: "Don't worry about it, I'll make sure he gets eaten soon."

You feel like you're going to pass out, but you manage to stay conscious. The dragon takes advantage of your situation and bites down on your neck. It hurts like hell, but fortunately it isn't fatal.

> "AHHHH!" JB screams in agony. In a last ditch effort to save his own life, JB calls upon the old gods and the new, and rams the sword in to the Dragon's mouth."

You ram the sword into the dragon's mouth, which is now gushing blood everywhere. The dragon lets out a horrible screech as it collapses backwards onto its belly.

JB: "He...he died..."
Wings: "Oh good, that means we won."

> "Wings, you are 100% the worst companion ever."

Wings: "Shut up, I don't want to hear it."
You walk over to the dragon corpse and pick up the sword. You throw it away in disgust.

> "I suppose that's the end of this adventure. Anything else to say Wings?"

Wings: "Nah, I think we've had our fun for today."
You: "Well, that's fine by me. Thanks for saving my life."
Wings: "No problem man. Now let's go home."